A Very British Siesta - 04.08.2025

It's only 2 pm and I'm already pissed
Got the boss-man mean and angry, I see him shake his fist
I try to explain myself, I went to pub for lunch
But those beers, though quite lovely, really packed a punch

I then excuse myself, I see my words don't work
I rush to the locker room before he goes berserk
I slam the door behind me, and lay down on the floor
I gently drift away, and soon begin to snore

'Cause that's just what those bastards told me
"If you need, go have a tea,
Take a short break, or go for a wee -
Don't take too long, and you'll be okay"
But I won't bend, come what may
Work and play just ain't my fucking way
I'm not a machine, I have my limits
So I'm forced to do what logic prohibits -
A two hours' nap in fifteen minutes!